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Computer pick up lines 🖥️🖱️ in 2024

I was wondering if you’d like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

You are so huge, like a space bar and I want to keep on hitting on you if you would let me.

As of now, my mother doesn’t have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn’t have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

Hey baby, I’m a power source, and you’re the kind of resistor I’d like to deliver my load to.

No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

If we were connected on Linkedin, I’d endorse you all night long.

I do not want to Pause and I do not want to Break, I just want to Lock with you, that is true.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

My servers never go down… but I do!

If you were an ebay auction, I’d totally ‘buy it now’.

I think that you must be some sort of computer virus that is adept for making me crash.

Anonymity makes me even more handsome.

Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don’t hesitate to call me!

Are you a recovery program?
Because you’ve restored some good in me, my darling.

Baby are you a motherboard?,
Cause I’d “RAM” you all night long.

Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

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