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Computer pick up lines 🖥️🖱️ in 2025

Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don’t hesitate to call me!

Are you a recovery program?
Because you’ve restored some good in me, my darling.

Baby are you a motherboard?,
Cause I’d “RAM” you all night long.

Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

Nice Set of Floppies!

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

I do not want any of your Backspace, I just want you to Enter my heart and soul if you want.

Be the hard drive of my dreams.

Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

You have a trojan?
hmm… I think I’ll need to take a look at that backdoor.

You have penetrated my memory deeply that I am guessing you are a strong computer virus.

Are you a computer keyboard?
Because you’re my type.

Don’t worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.

You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.

Are you some troubleshooter?
Because you exactly know where to find and fix my problems.

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