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Computer pick up lines 🖥️🖱️ in 2025

Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.

Your homepage or mine?

You must be a graphic card?
Because whenever you’re around, my vision becomes 4k.

Are you an applet?
You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

Girl, you are an A++.

You put the SPARC in my workstation.

Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.

Can you teach me more on computer programming?
I want to decode these feelings I have.

Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.

How about we go home and you handle my exception?

You had me at “Hello World.”

I’d like to play on your laptop.

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

I thought my dreams are alive only in a computer until I saw you in person, right there.

Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.

Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

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