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Computer pick up lines 🖥️🖱️ in 2024

Baby, I have a stick then can transfer some very good data, would you mind seeing it?

Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

Hey cutie! I have a processor, and if you have an empty slot on your motherboard.

You make my software turn into hardware!

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

Like a broken computer, whenever I see you around I feel like I am very close to crashing.

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video.

Are you sort of a Defragmenter?
Because you make me work fast and keep me organized.

Are you a double?
The thought of you always floats inside my head.

Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.

Want to see my Red Hat?

I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

Baby, let’s make our night just like the Internet Explorer — nice and slow, you’ll love it.

Baby you’re so cute you made my page 404.

Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

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