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Need me to unzip your files?

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Is your computer working fast enough maybe you can try to make it work a bit faster, dear.

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Baby, let’s configure our hard drives in master and slave position.

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How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

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Want to see my HARD Disk?
I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.

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Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?

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Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

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I used to press the Delete button a lot until you teach me how to Control this life of mine.

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Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

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If you were a web browser, you’d be called a Fire-foxy lady.

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No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.

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It must be nice to rub on you because you honestly look like a computer mouse, I am drawn.

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Are you my driver?
Because you make my life worthwhile.

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Have you been Googling me? I’ve got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I’ve been seeing your IP address in them.

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Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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Are your pants a compressed file?
Because I’d love to unzip them!

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I bought a highly expensive computer just to have a better view of your photographs.

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Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

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