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Computer pick up lines 🖥️🖱️ in 2025

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

How about we go home and you handle my exception?

I do not know the concept of space but I can give you around some megabytes in my heart.

Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!

I hope you’re an ISO file, because I’d like to mount you.

If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.

Are you some computer technology?
Because you just suddenly took over me.

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

Do u like me? Text ‘1′ for ‘Yes,’ ‘2′ for ‘No.

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

I was wondering if you’d like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

You are so huge, like a space bar and I want to keep on hitting on you if you would let me.

As of now, my mother doesn’t have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn’t have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

Hey baby, I’m a power source, and you’re the kind of resistor I’d like to deliver my load to.

No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

If we were connected on Linkedin, I’d endorse you all night long.

I do not want to Pause and I do not want to Break, I just want to Lock with you, that is true.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

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