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Christmas pick up lines 🎅 in 2025

That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!

How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…

On the 11th day of Christmas, the pipers aren’t the ones piping this time, baby.

Want some of my eggnog?

I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’

Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.

Christmas pick up lines For girls

You’re so hot you’re the reason we’re not having a white Christmas.

I’d ride that sleigh!

Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?

Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?

Some of my best toys run on batteries.

My best toys run on batteries

I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?

That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.

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