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Christmas pick up lines 🎅 in 2024

Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas?

Interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
(Well, that’s what the Mrs. calls it)

Yule do.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!

Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?

How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

You wanna swallow some Egg Nog?

Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?

Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?

Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?

I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.

Because it looks like you could use something horny.

If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas

If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come to visit you between the holidays?

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

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