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Christmas pick up lines 🎅 in 2024

Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Do you wanna watch me touch my elf?

Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?

I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.

Because it looks like you could use something horny.

If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas

If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come to visit you between the holidays?

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

Let’s both be naughty this Christmas and save Santa the trip.

That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!

How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…

On the 11th day of Christmas, the pipers aren’t the ones piping this time, baby.

Want some of my eggnog?

I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’

Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.

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