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Christmas pick up lines 🎅 in 2025

Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Do you wanna watch me touch my elf?

Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?

You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-laid?

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?

What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?

I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.

Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be filling up tonight.

Do you wanna sit on my yule log?

Can you hold my gloves for a second?
I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.

He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.

Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.

I didn’t think I was a snowman but you just made my heart melt.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.

I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!

You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid?

Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.

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