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Christian pick up lines ⛪ in 2024

What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.

Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

You’re the kind of girl who would make Paul rethink the single life.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? 

The word says to ‘give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; so how about dinner tonight?

Mark Driscoll takes up 35 percent of my iPod memory.

The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?

Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

Let me check your tag… Yep, just as I thought – Made In Heaven.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. (I tried this on my wife and…um…it didn’t work.)

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now. Just settle for me.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight.

 I would part the Red Sea for you.

I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss”?

Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting but that verse doesn’t apply to you.

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