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Christian pick up lines ⛪ in 2025

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.

Is your name David?
Because you’re a man after my own heart.

I’d like to get to know you biblically.

Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

I put the stud in Bible study.

Don’t walk away, babe. You may not think I’m perfect but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.

I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.

When are you going to invite me to church?

My parents are home, wanna come over?

Wow, I can really see myself being comfortable reading Song of Solomon with you.

You make me want to be a better tither.

Hey girl, am I on the road to Damascus?
Cause your beauty is blinding! 

Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair.

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

God was just showing off when he made you.

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