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Chemistry pick up lines 🧪👨🏼‍🔬 in 2025

We must have an ionic bond because it’s difficult to break.

According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element 

Scientists recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium and it looks like you’re made out of it.

RNA is my favorite nucleic acid because it has U in it.

If you were an element you’d be francium because you’re the most attractive.

Are you a non volatile particle?
Because you raise my boiling point. 

I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed. 

I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic. Care to plot some data points?

My name?
It’s Bond. Covalent Bond.

You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.

Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex. 

Is it getting hot in here? or is it just our bond that is forming? 

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how hot I think you are.

Honey, we’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

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