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Chemistry pick up lines 🧪👨🏼‍🔬 in 2024

My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s. Can you feel it?
I’ll move closer if you can’t.

Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

Baby, you must be an alkali metal. One touch and I can tell you’re highly reactive.

Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe 

My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you’re close to me.

Even the Kelvin scale couldn’t measure how hot you are.

You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?
‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.

I wish your name was Avogadro, because then I would already know your number.

Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?

If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? 

You’re made of oxygen and neon, right?
Because you’re definitely the ONe.

I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.

Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.

You raise my dopamine levels.

hey can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole? 

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