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Chemistry pick up lines 🧪👨🏼‍🔬 in 2025

You’re so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor meltdown.

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Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CuTe.

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I’m so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.

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Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt 

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If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

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You’re a pretty perfect arrangement of atoms.

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Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?
‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.

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Do you have 11 protons?
Cause your sodium fine. 

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Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?
Because you’re F-I-Ne.

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Are you a non-volatile particle?
Because you raise my boiling point.

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You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

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Your lab or my lab?

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Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?,
because you are the ONe. 

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I undergo anaerobic respiration when you’re near because you take my breath away.

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Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you.

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Let’s find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.

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Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame 

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If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive 

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