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Chemistry pick up lines 🧪👨🏼‍🔬 in 2024

Your lab or my lab?

Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?,
because you are the ONe. 

I undergo anaerobic respiration when you’re near because you take my breath away.

Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you.

Let’s find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.

Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame 

If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive 

I’m so strongly attracted to you that scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.

Do you like Science?,
cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA 

You must be made of beryllium, gold, and titanium because you’re BeAuTi-ful.

So, what’s your quantum number?

I must be a diamond because you gave me a hardness of 10.

According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.

How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

You’re hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

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