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Chemistry pick up lines 🧪👨🏼‍🔬 in 2024

I’m so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.

Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt 

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

You’re a pretty perfect arrangement of atoms.

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?
‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.

Do you have 11 protons?
Cause your sodium fine. 

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon?
Because you’re F-I-Ne.

Are you a non-volatile particle?
Because you raise my boiling point.

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

Your lab or my lab?

Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?,
because you are the ONe. 

I undergo anaerobic respiration when you’re near because you take my breath away.

Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you.

Let’s find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.

Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame 

If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive 

I’m so strongly attracted to you that scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

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