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Chemistry pick up lines 🧪👨🏼‍🔬 in 2025

Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period. 

Let’s find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed 

I might be a chemistry major, but I’d never Bohr you.

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.

How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up 

Are you made of Carbon?
Because it feels like my world revolves around you

So, your lab or my lab?

I wish your name was Avogadro, because then I would already know your number.

Are you made of copper?
Cause I Cu in a relationship with me. 

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. 

We must be galvanic cells because there’s definitely electricity between us.

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.

Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second…Mind if I join in? 

Let’s get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.

Are you made of uranium and iodine?
Because all I can see is U and I together.

My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s. Can you feel it?
I’ll move closer if you can’t.

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