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Cheesy pick up lines in 2025

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Do you know what my shirt is made of?
Boyfriend material.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in!

Are you Netflix? ‘Cause I could watch you for hours.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

Do you like soda?
Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)

One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Where do you hide your wings?

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