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Catholic pick up lines 😇🙏⛪ in 2025

What!?!?,
Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark!

Aye girl. Gimme Psalm of that.

Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.

I love you like Abelard loved Heloise… but without the fornication, lying, public disgrace or castration.

It’s Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?

The girl (or guy) walks around the prospect and then grabs the back of their shirt and looks at the tag and says…..”yep, exactly what I thought…..made in heaven”

Do you have my number because I think I am being called by you.

How about you be the salt, and I’ll be the light.

I would part the Red Sea for you.

May I sit down?
I was admiring your Chest-erton. Have you also read Orthodoxy?

Wanna go up to the roof… and pray?

(For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

God must have spent a little more time on you!(from a song)

I don’t know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

Is it hot in here or that just your Holy Fire?

Sackcloth and ashes really suits you.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?

Baby, somebody better call God, cause he’s missing an angel!

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