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Catholic pick up lines 😇🙏⛪ in 2024

Want to join me on the threshing floor?

Are you baptismal regeneration?
Because you make me feel like a new man.

Guy: there’s no smoking allowed in church. Girl: I’m not smoking. Guy: Oh yes you are!

I know a good church where we can go and talk.

Is your name Grace?
Because you’re amazing.

So… do you come here often?” (in mass)

Did I see you in line for the Passion?

Hey, I heard about this great birthday party, you wanna go? (Christmas)

I thought perfect matches were only made in heaven, but I am glad I found mine right here in front of me.

Let’s scan the Bible and pick out baby names.

They say to love another person is to see the face of God. Well let me tell you, I think I am seeing His face

Excuse me, is this pew taken?

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

If I had I a vocation to the priesthood and I met you… I’d still go to the seminary.

Not much… Wojtyla doing later?

We’re starting a Parish Directory, can I have your name and number?

Are you hot or is that just the holy spirt burning inside you?

Have you ever prayed at a Drive-in Movie?

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