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Cat pick up lines 🐱 in 2025

You can also call me the cat whisperer. I know precisely what the pussy needs.

If I were a cat, I’d spend all 8 lives with you

You’re my pajamas.

I’d give up one of my 9 lives just to be with you.

I have a cat, she would like to meet you.

Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?

My dick is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.

Tell me what makes you meow.

Want to see some hairballs?

I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.

They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

Not taking you out on a date would be a cat-astrophe.

They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl, you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

You remind me of a leopard… or a tiger. Either way, I don’t mind the claws

Just call me Puss in Boots

Your the cats whiskers.

Girl you must be the back of my paw cuz I want to lick you constantly.

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