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Cat pick up lines 🐱 in 2025

If you were a saucer of milk I’d lick you all up.

My love for you resembles a hairball. I can’t hold it in.

I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her?

What’s a babe like you doing in a dump like this?

I’d climb a meowntain just to be with you.

Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you.

Are you a cat?
Because you’re purrfect.

Are you a cat because you’re purrrrrrfect.

Let’s make hisstory.

Psst… Hey babe, I got some nip.

I have a pussy, and she would like to meet you.

I’ve got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?

Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you.

Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip

I’ve got this feline that you and me would make a great purr.

If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?

Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

I will pawlways love you

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