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Car pick up lines 🚗 in 2025

I’ll make sure you idle less.

Those are some nice headlights, but there’s no need to put your high beams on… yet.

Ever had sex in bucket seats?

Hi! I’m from out of town and lost…could you show me the way to your house?

Let’s make sure your gasoline engine doesn’t engage.

With all these high gas prices, we should park somewhere and talk.

Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.

I like things with more miles per gallon.

Petroleum is so 2000.

You’re like your hybrid, so quiet but so powerful.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?

Hey Baby! May i check your fluids with my dipstick.

I’ll race you to (insert the name of a nice restaurant in town). Whoever wins has to let me pay the check.

Wanna free lube job?

Excuse me, ma’am, we’re going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you’re blinding the other drivers.

Hi. I just heard on the traffic report that traffic is slow moving at (your location) because drivers were being distracted near a (model/color of her car). You really should make an effort to be a little less attractive before you go out at rush hour.

Lets make like a LS1 and get the hell outta here

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