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Car pick up lines 🚗 in 2025

I’d love to be your hydrogen fueling station.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

Don’t let the compact size fool you.

Hey, do you like your car?
I was thinking of getting one for my mom.

Is that an advanced piece of machinery or are you just happy to see me?

Who needs oil when you’re naturally charged?

Hey baby, if I was a car, I’d need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.

I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.

Need a jump?

You make my wheels turn

Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?

Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!

I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

This car is roomier than I thought! Does that mean we can recline the seats?

Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.

Hey, why don’t you and I make Click and Clack our bridesmaid and best man at our wedding?

Is your battery dead?
Because I’d love to jump you.

Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?

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