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Car pick up lines 🚗 in 2025

Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?

Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.

If I were a hybrid car, I’d let you hand the control over to my electric engine.

What do you say we pull over and plug into the grid?

I’ll blow your apex seals.

I bet we could maximize on that kinetic energy.

My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

You have a hybrid? You’re so unconventional. I like that.

Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d let you jump me.

I see you have high beams as well

Smile while lifting a sign that says, “Am listening to Car Talk. Wanna listen together?

Your car’s power and movement turns my wheels.

Do you think I could borrow a cup of power steering fluid?

Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!

If you were a car door, I’d slam you all night long.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a car like that?

Hello. I’m sorry but I’m lost. Can you show me the road to happiness?

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