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Car pick up lines 🚗 in 2024

Hey baby, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.

I hate sitting in traffic like this, don’t you?
Let’s get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I’ll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!

Oh, you have two motors?
That’s hot.

You should see MY Stop/Start capability.

Did you just say “propulsion power?”

Hey baby! If you were a car, I’d drive you all night long.

I’ll make sure you idle less.

Those are some nice headlights, but there’s no need to put your high beams on… yet.

Ever had sex in bucket seats?

Hi! I’m from out of town and lost…could you show me the way to your house?

Let’s make sure your gasoline engine doesn’t engage.

With all these high gas prices, we should park somewhere and talk.

Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?

Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.

I like things with more miles per gallon.

Petroleum is so 2000.

You’re like your hybrid, so quiet but so powerful.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?

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