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Calculus pick up lines in 2025

I wish I was your derivative love so I could lie tangent to your curves

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If I went binary love, you would be the 1 for me.

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I am good at math… let us add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

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Want to go to my place, divide those legs and try to multiply?

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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

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Hello babe! I don’t like my current friend. Mind if I do a you‑substitution?

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Hello baby! What do math and my dick have in common?
They’re both hard for you

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Yeah, I’m pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

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Baby, you are like a student and I am like a math book… you solve all my problems!

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I will take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

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I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts baby. You look toned

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You may be out of my range babe , but I’d love to show you my domain.

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Hey girl, what’s you sine?
It must be pi/2 because you are the 1.

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My love for you is like a concave up function. It’s always increasing.

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My love for you is like pi… never ending.

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I wish I was your second derivative baby so I could investigate your concavities.

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Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal?

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I am not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.

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