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Calculus pick up lines in 2025

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Hello babe! I don’t like my current friend. Mind if I do a you‑substitution?

Hello baby! What do math and my dick have in common?
They’re both hard for you

Yeah, I’m pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

Baby, you are like a student and I am like a math book… you solve all my problems!

I will take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts baby. You look toned

You may be out of my range babe , but I’d love to show you my domain.

Hey girl, what’s you sine?
It must be pi/2 because you are the 1.

My love for you is like a concave up function. It’s always increasing.

My love for you is like pi… never ending.

I wish I was your second derivative baby so I could investigate your concavities.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal?

I am not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.

I want to simplify the square root of u squared so u and i can be together.

Something something so we can subtract your clothes and then divide your legs.

Hello babe! Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)

You + Me love = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip

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