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Calculus pick up lines in 2024

If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet baby? No? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.

I want to complement you on your openness; it’s really given me a sense of closure.

Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge

Why did the mathematician name his dog “Cauchy”?
Because he left a residue at every pole.

Sweetheart, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you baby?

I wish I were your calculus homework so I’d be hard and you’d do me all night on desk.

I want to have my unit vector on your null space.

And your transpose null space.

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds babe . What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

Sweetheart, what’s your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you’re the one

Every prime number 1 mod 4 is a sum of two squares. Uhh… wanna go out for dinner?

Baby my symplectic width might be a problem for u but don’t worry

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

I heard you’re sin babe because you’re always on top when we make tangent

Hello babe ! You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

I would like it if you were my problem set because then you would be hard and I would do you on my desk.

I will extend integrally and show you my going-down-property.

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