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Calculus pick up lines in 2025

I’m not being obtuse baby, you are being acute

Whoops love, I think my binomials just expanded

I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you

Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.

Our love is like the topology on A and B {{},{A,B},{A}}: it’s not discrete, and everything else is trivial (down to homeomorphism).

Girl I 1-sin(theta) you.

Your beauty love cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

Measuring the area under your curves is integral to my happiness.

I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

You have nicer legs baby than an Isosceles right triangle.

Hello baby! I wish I were a problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.

Are you a 45 degree angle?
Because you’re acute-y!

I heard you are good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?

I’ve been secant you for a long time.

Hi baby! I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

I’m not being obtuse babe , but you’re acute .

Can I take the square root of negative u so that u and I can be together?

If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!

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