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British pick up lines 💂 in 2025

Can I borrow a kiss?
I swear I’ll give it back!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.

Hey girl if I were British Petroleum…Would you let me frack your butte until I hit an ore chasm?

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Have you met me?
Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.

I’m finding it really hard to breath. U just keep on taking my breath away.

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Me neither, but it broke the ice.

The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.

Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

Hey girl, are you the British economy?
Because I want to give you a weak pound.

Damn gurl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart

Do you know what my shirt is made of?
Girlfriend material?

Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.

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