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British pick up lines 💂 in 2025

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Are you British?
Because you’ve colonized my heart.

Are you Welsh?
Because I’ll make you Wale.

Is your name Chapstick?
Because you’re da-balm.

Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?

You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.

Girl are those space pants?
Because your butt is out of this world!

We’re you born a mermaid, because you were mermaid for me.

We were at a bar, I asked him how he felt about children and he said “I like them, but couldn’t eat a whole one”.

Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

Is your name google?
Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

Is your name Google?
Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.

would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.

Do you have a map?
Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat-up line.

Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

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