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British pick up lines 💂 in 2025

Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven.

He said his phone was running out of battery and did I mind his friend urgently calling my phone. Once I gave him my number, he texted me asking me for a drink at the bar!

Are you British? Cause I wanna screw EU.

There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

I don’t mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.

Imagine it’s 1775 & if you ride with me the british won’t be the only ones coming tonight.

Are you from Sheffield?
Because you’re steeling my heart.

Are those mirrors in your pants?
Because I can see myself in them!

Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

You’re hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.

Are you sitting on the F5 key?
‘Cause your ass is refreshing!

I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

That dress (I had picked up to try on in the shop) looks good, could I take you to dinner in it?

I lost my number…can I have yours?

They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.

Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?

Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

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