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British pick up lines 💂 in 2024

Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Are you British?
Because I wanna pound

Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.

Do you have a bandaid?
Cause i hurt my knee falling for you!

Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary?

If you want to see a castle, I’ll show you a castle.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Is your name honey?
Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day.

Hey would you like to join the Gilbert and Sullivan society??!

You’re just my cup of tea!

You’re like my tea: Hot and British!

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

Do you like raisins?
How do you feel about a date?

Ever been in Devon? No?
Would you like Devon to be in you?

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

Are you from South England?
Cause you Brighton up my day.

Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey?
Because you look like a hot-tea!

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