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British pick up lines 💂 in 2024

Are you tired?
You’ve been running through my mind.

No chat up line, he just spilt a drink on me. Hopefully not intentionally!

Hey girl, are you the British economy?
Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.

Sorry, you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

Are you Welsh?
Because I’ll make you Wale.

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.

You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.

You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.

Can I borrow a kiss?
I swear I’ll give it back!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.

Hey girl if I were British Petroleum…Would you let me frack your butte until I hit an ore chasm?

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Have you met me?
Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.

I’m finding it really hard to breath. U just keep on taking my breath away.

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