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British pick up lines 💂 in 2025

Would you butter my crumpet?

Are you a baker? ‘
Cause those buns look TASTY.

Give me your Twitter?
My father said that I must follow my dream.

I just brushed my teeth, ladies.

If you want to see a castle, I’ll show you a castle.

Are those space pants?
Cause your butt looks out of this world.

I seem to have lost my number… can I have yours?

You can be the queen of my kingdom.

Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte.

I need to go to the toilet, do you mind sitting down and keeping my beer company

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Are you British?
Because you’ve colonized my heart.

Are you Welsh?
Because I’ll make you Wale.

Is your name Chapstick?
Because you’re da-balm.

Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?

You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.

Girl are those space pants?
Because your butt is out of this world!

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