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Bible pick up lines ⛪ in 2024

I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.

I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.

Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.

God told me I can break my fast for you.

You can call me Pharoah. Cause I will never let you go. 

You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off: weak in the knees.

Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

Is your name David?
Because you’re a man after my own heart.

I’d make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.

I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see you and I together.

What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

For you I would slay two Goliaths.

Is your name Grace?
Because you are amazing.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!

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