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Bible pick up lines ⛪ in 2024

If you got any hotter, God would have to send another flood.

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

Do you need prayer?
Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.

You put the “stud” in bible study.

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.

You know what the temple veil and I have in common?
We’re both ripped.

I’d part the Red Sea for you.

As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all Scripture?
Let’s start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.

I was gonna read proverbs 31, then I realized I could just study you instead. 

Hey girl, I put the “stud” in “bible study.”

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.

Is this seat saved?
Because I am.

I feel like God is telling me that you should go on a date with me.

I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

My parents are home, wanna come over?

Your spiritual gift must be your good looks… it lifts peoples spirits.

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