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Bible pick up lines ⛪ in 2025

I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.

When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.

I know you’re not the mother of Jesus but I’d like to “Mary” you.

I put the “stud” in bible study.

If we were around with Noah … then you, me … pair!

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

You can call me Jonah …Because I’m going to show you a whale of a time.

How many times do I have to march around you to make you fall for me?

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

You make me want to be a better tither.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? 

I would say “God bless you” but it looks like he already has.

Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.

Hey girl, I heard God called you. Can I do the same?

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