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Bible pick up lines ⛪ in 2024

Hey girl, I put the “stud” in “bible study.”

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.

Is this seat saved?
Because I am.

I feel like God is telling me that you should go on a date with me.

I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

My parents are home, wanna come over?

Your spiritual gift must be your good looks… it lifts peoples spirits.

For you I would slay two Goliaths.

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

You must be a Bible verse, because I can’t stop memorizing you.

Is your name grace?
Because you are AMAZING! 

Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents’ basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

I just don’t feel called to celibacy.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

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