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Bible pick up lines ⛪ in 2024

Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.

I’d like to get to know you biblically.

Oh, hi there. I’m Will. God’s Will for you, that is.

Is your name Faith?
Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

Is your name Faith?
Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

Would you touch me?
So I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.

Hey girl, am I on the road to Damascus?
Cause your beauty is blinding! 

I love God… And you love God… So we should love each other.

If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

God was just showing off when he made you.

I know you’ve accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there still room for me?

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