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Bible pick up lines ⛪ in 2024

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

When are you going to invite me to church?

You float my ark.

You… complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You’re like the gluten in my communion bread.

Hey, I’m Will. God’s ‘will’ for you. 

I know Moses parted the Red Sea, but baby ain’t nothing parting you and I.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.

I’d like to get to know you biblically.

Oh, hi there. I’m Will. God’s Will for you, that is.

Is your name Faith?
Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

Is your name Faith?
Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

Would you touch me?
So I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.

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