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Bible pick up lines ⛪ in 2025

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

You must be a Bible verse, because I can’t stop memorizing you.

Is your name grace?
Because you are AMAZING! 

Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents’ basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

I just don’t feel called to celibacy.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

When are you going to invite me to church?

You float my ark.

You… complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You’re like the gluten in my communion bread.

Hey, I’m Will. God’s ‘will’ for you. 

I know Moses parted the Red Sea, but baby ain’t nothing parting you and I.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.

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