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Basketball pick up lines 🏀 in 2025

I can score from multiple positions.

Basketball is popular, but you are my priority in this life, want to grab some drinks, baby?

When I saw you, it seems that my d rose up because you seem to like the balls so much, honey.

I had a head-on collision with Iversen, but your eyes were what made me faint. I saw you from the crowd.

If I am to compare you to basketball, you would be my goal in this world full of 1 point.?

If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?

Want to try out what I’ve got and how good I am with balls and all, let us do some test drive.

If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.

Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.

You be the Bulls and I’ll bring the Heat!

There have been rumors that you are a dribbler, well I am already in a puddle right here, boy.

I’d love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your hoop!

I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It’s your lucky day, because I’m looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there.

You have such a nice jersey on, I really love how it looks on you, it’ll look better on the floor.

I would really love to see your hole to drop my balls into it, what do you think of that, dear?

Are you from Cleveland?
Because I’m digging that Cavalier attitude.

I swear I’m not going to treat your love like basketball, as a game, would you be with me?

I will never get to shoot you if you were the ball because then I would be missing you always.

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