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Basketball pick up lines 🏀 in 2025

You be the Bulls and I’ll bring the Heat!

There have been rumors that you are a dribbler, well I am already in a puddle right here, boy.

I’d love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your hoop!

I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It’s your lucky day, because I’m looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there.

You have such a nice jersey on, I really love how it looks on you, it’ll look better on the floor.

I would really love to see your hole to drop my balls into it, what do you think of that, dear?

Are you from Cleveland?
Because I’m digging that Cavalier attitude.

I swear I’m not going to treat your love like basketball, as a game, would you be with me?

I will never get to shoot you if you were the ball because then I would be missing you always.

Remember that I am your number one fan, I am willing to do it all just for you, my dear boy.

There seems to be the rebound. Maybe I should push harder to make you feel the impact?

Do you like basketball?
Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.

You be the Knicks and I’ll bring the Heat!

Come here and I will show you just how players like me have fun all the time, how about it?

I’m a good ball-handler, what about you?

I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you

I promise I would never pass you to anyone should you be the ball because I want you mine.

You are the bulls and I will bring you whatever heat you would love to have, that I would.

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