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Basketball pick up lines 🏀 in 2024

Let’s invent our own basketball: one-on-one, balls versus hoop. No rules attached.

I Wouldn’t Pay $2 Billion for the Clippers, but I Would for Dinner with You

I am great with playing with balls and if you want to see my skills, we can do so tonight, love.

I cannot believe there was a time when I was so addicted to basketball, but hey, now I am addicted to you. 

I love playing basketball and I can say I am good at it but hey, I promise not to play with you.

You can play with my balls any time that you want, just tell me that you want me this night.

I think you must play the referee at times since you seem as if you can swallow that whistle.

It doesn’t matter if you are a player. I have some balls waiting to be dribbled. 

If you are a ball, would you permit me to do a lay up on you and just lay you down afterward?

You’re so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?

You are tall enough to be a point guard, so protect me now and I will give you some reward.

Do you love basketball?
You only need a basket cause I already got balls.

I have never been kicked out for offense in any game, so would you be my first one, huh, love?

I’d love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!

Honey, I am great with balls and I will show it to you tonight at my house, just come along.

I have never made an incomplete pass. I assure you, you won’t be my first.

Are you from Cleveland, because I’m digging that Cavalier attitude.

May I put my balls in your basket?

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