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Basketball pick up lines 🏀 in 2024

I’d love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!

Honey, I am great with balls and I will show it to you tonight at my house, just come along.

I have never made an incomplete pass. I assure you, you won’t be my first.

Are you from Cleveland, because I’m digging that Cavalier attitude.

May I put my balls in your basket?

Are you good at swallowing, you should do more because I will show you how good I am.

You can play with my balls all night long. They won’t get weak or slack.

Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs?
Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.

Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it’d look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

I bet you would love to teach me some one on one tonight, how about it, will you think of it?

I can jump almost six feet to dunk, but can I test how long I can do slamings on you?

Is your name Kevin?
Because I think I Love you.

I’m a good ball handler, what about you

I have never been kicked out for offense in any game so would you be my first one, huh, love?

If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

Are you on the rebound?
Because my D. Favors you.

Should I take it to the hole or take it to the rack?

It seems you spend time at the ball court because I would love some courtship right now.

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