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Basketball pick up lines 🏀 in 2024

You must be Michael Jordan. No other man can light up my world as you do. Will you be mine?

You make my heart bounce just like basketball, dribbling in your hands slowly and happily.

If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

You seem to be the rebound, should I push harder than ever to make you feel the impact?

Do you know what the Chicago Bulls and I have in common? Solid D.

Girl you can call me Paul George cause you got me showing my bone.

You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose.

You seem like a natural, how about I talk about family planning to you at this very night?

Hey sugar-buns, do you play center?
Wanna be the center of my attention?

Baby, I bet you will never stop playing with my balls once you try me out.

I wanna be linside you

Want to play basketball in my house, I can show you just how good I am with balls, honey.

If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot because I would always miss you.

I promise I would never pass you to anyone should you be the ball because I want you to mine.

Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

I must shoot three times but with this rate and how good you are, I wonder how I’ll do that.

Whenever you want, you can slip that ball of yours into this hoop of mine, sweetheart, you can. 

Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.

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