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Baseball pick up lines ⚾ in 2025

Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.

Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your

Can I pinch-hit on you?

I think I glove you.

Are you in the on-deck circle?
Cuz you’re up next (to date me).

They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me

Come back to my place and i’ll show you what a real sabermagician does

Us baseball players know our way around the bases.

If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

Two more follows, and we can start the giveaway! Come on, people, I draw pretty okay too

I just want something quick to fill a gap, let’s hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later

Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your

They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter

Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.

Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?

Hey girl. do you have a club option?
Because my interest in you is mutual.

They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I’m good at stroking balls away

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