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Baseball pick up lines ⚾ in 2025

I’m an outfielder – I’ll catch you.

My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton: it never dies.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
I’d love to join since I’m already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!

Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.

You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!”

Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.

Can I show you my spitball?

Hey girl, I’ve been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.

Wanna come over and calculate some fip?

Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse

If you were a baseball mitt, would you catch my fly balls?

I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package

Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever

Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.

Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger

Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.

I’d got to bat for you, babe.

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