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Baseball pick up lines ⚾ in 2025

Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action

Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

Babe, there’s a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I’ll know it’s real.

My split-finger will have your knees buckling

You know, I’ve never needed a third base coach to wave me home.

Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batters box.

Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?
HUH! Your name and number!

Hello. I am a professional baseball player.

Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all-day

I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.

Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action

After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?

You’re quite the catch, baby.

We must be in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.

Babe, there’s a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I’ll know it’s real.

You must be a baseball fan. You got the skills to be a great catcher.

Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.

Can you tame my diamondback?
Everybody else has.

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