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Baseball pick up lines ⚾ in 2025

Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.

Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger

Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.

I’d got to bat for you, babe.

If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun

Hey babe, now that the season’s over, let’s go back to my place and watch the highlight film

Can you tame my diamondback?
Everybody else has

come back to my place and I’ll show you what a real sabermagician does.

You can call me the A’s because I’m destroying that Kitty right now

I’d never have to bench you for coming late

They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.

You’re getting along one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby

Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.

Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.

Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your

Can I pinch-hit on you?

I think I glove you.

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