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Baseball pick up lines ⚾ in 2024

Whatcha got?

All the other guys out there are like broken bats. I’m a good hardwood

Us baseball players know our way around the bases.

I’d got to bat for you, babe.

After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?

What’s long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn’t it adorable?

Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.

Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.

If you were a baseball mitt, would you catch my fly balls?

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

If you were a baseball, could I hit a homerun

Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.

You’re like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.

I’d got to bat for you, babe.

After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come to be my afternoon delight?

Wanna come over and calculate some fip?

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