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Baseball pick up lines ⚾ in 2025

Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?

Hey girl. do you have a club option?
Because my interest in you is mutual.

They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I’m good at stroking balls away

As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.

Hey girl, I’ve been warming up this bench for you, MY WHOLE LIFE.

Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.

Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.

Yeah, girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you…

Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.

I know I’m out of options, but I’ll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender

I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.

Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I’m feeling faint.

Can I show you my spitball?

Are you in the on deck circle?
Cuz you’re up next (to date me).

I’m an umpire – give me your number so I can make the call.

I wield a big stick.

If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three-year contract with a vesting option

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